October 7, 2014

Do Not Disturb

Posted by DeeDee at 12:30 PM
Some situations when people should clearly not talk to me

Scene #1

There I'm standing in a crowded train with my earphones on,dancing in my head.
Suddenly I see this lady saying something,and staring at me expecting me to react.
It seems she asked me where I burnt my hand.
I take the pain of fishing my phone out of my bag,wriggling in that crowd. Hitting pause. Removing my earphones and explain that it isn't a burn.
By then everyone around is more interested in me and staring at me like I am a freak.
Lady, Earphones stuck in the ear = Do Not Disturb Mode

Scene #2

I'm on my phone, animatedly talking or just talking, and you come and start talking to me or giving background inputs for my call.
I know what to talk, I don't need to be taught.
Like seriously,I got 2 ears and one head only. I can hear my caller and you but I can concentrate on either. Thanks to you.

Scene #3

I'm playing a game, in full concentration.
Enough Said.

Scene #4

I am in a movie hall. I want to watch the movie.
I do not want your expert tips.
I am not blind I can see, so I do not need you running commentary.
And we are in a movie hall, and that is the exact place that you decide to tell me your sob story.
Why couldn't you rant about that in the coffee shop, when you were fidgeting with your damn phone.

Scene #5

I am getting a massage. I need peace. So, keep quitet.

Scene #6

I am sleeping. I have no idea you sneaked into my room.I certainly do not want you screaming in my ears.

In all the scenes, trust me peeps I would be murdering you, if I wasn't so very nice.
Meri acchai ka fayda na uthao

10 comments:

Smita on October 9, 2014 at 8:23 PM said...

Hahahaha ... Looks like somebody has been disturbed a lot ;)

Rajesh on October 13, 2014 at 8:08 AM said...

:) I can imagine .

iwrotethose.com on October 14, 2014 at 10:57 AM said...

All perfect scenarios not to be disturbed I say. Interesting list

DEE DEE on October 14, 2014 at 12:04 PM said...

Smite, disturbed beyond words

DEE DEE on October 14, 2014 at 12:05 PM said...

Rajesh, you imagines, I goes through it.
it looks like people just love to talk to me when im in the DND mode

DEE DEE on October 14, 2014 at 12:05 PM said...

iwrotethose.com lol thanks

AVY on October 19, 2014 at 2:49 AM said...

I feel that way all the time.

/ Avy
http://MyMotherFuckedMickJagger.blogspot.com



mind freak on November 1, 2014 at 9:03 PM said...

DND!! Feelings are mutual :D

Locomente on November 21, 2014 at 2:30 PM said...

I totally agree with 2,4 and 6...
They are so apparent!

DEE DEE on January 19, 2015 at 3:06 PM said...

Thanks mind freak and locomente

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