Eyes that reveal her identity :D :D :D :D
Maithili: So Miss Red welcome to the interview!
REDHANDED: khi khi khi. Now that I took the pressure off by peeing, I am cool
Maithili: great. So now you are relaxed eh?
REDHANDED: Ohh yes!! Especially eating half my nails off. oye did the interview start?
Maithili: delicious! So before you eat off your fingers as well we will start with the interview.
REDHANDED: Kindly do not publish the lines before this one
Maithili: everything from welcome Maithili to interview will be published my dear.
REDHANDED: :/ SIGH OKI!
Maithili: So red handed we will start with your name first.
REDHANDED What about my name? You mean why I have such a ridiculous blog name?
Maithili: why are you red handed? Why are you anuglyhead and by God what is your real name?
REDHANDED: Well I was thinking of a name for my blog and believe me or not, the first thing that came in my head was ANUGLYHEAD.
Anuglyhead doesn’t mean that I am ugly as a witch, but it just shows my mind which is rotten as hell! I think a lot and do a lot of things which I am not happy about. My thoughts are bad.
About Red Handed, well I have no clue why I chose that name, but I like it!
Maithili: And your real name?
REDHANDED: Well, some of you have found it out already, because I am too open in my blog. I don’t want anyone to know my real name. Anonymity is bliss.
Maithili: Since some of them have already found out, why not tell it?
REDHANDED: Like I said, I did not want them to know. It just happened and I love being anonymous.
Maithili: maybe you could tell ONLY your name and not the surname!
REDHANDED: Hahahah ! Yu are smart young lady, but no I like it this way.
Maithili: okay maybe I will have to bribe the people who know your
name..Doesn’t look good na that the interviewer didn't know the intervee's name
REDHANDED: You will survive my love. I am sorry!
Maithili: So since you are not telling us your name (I can hear the sad disappointments already) tell us 5 things no one knows about you.
REDHANDED: That’s the problem, I am too open a person and the people who know me, know almost everything about me.
Maithili: yes but you can still come up with 5 things because you haven't talked much on DOV
REDHANDED: Umm all right.
1) I was born in Chhattisgarh, bought up in Bhopal, but a Pakka Malayalee and now in Kerala doing my Law
2) I have learnt carnatic music for 9 yrs and Hindustani for 2 yrs, both which I remember nothing of now. But I still sing for my College sometimes
3) I spent 14 yrs of my life studying in a convent school, all girls! So when I joined college, I was highly insecure, but then I met a guy who became my best friend and now has been my guy for 2 yrs
4) I have a bad past, I regret a certain choices. But who doesn’t have a bad past
5) I never learn from my mistakes. Ever!
Maithili: Singing really! Now that was something I didn't know
REDHANDED: Heheh Yes but Let me tell you one thing, My father was caught dozing off during one of my shows and I also have made a fool of myself by laughing in the middle of a song for straight 2 min, before a crowd of almost 500
Maithili:: haha funny you! What did you laugh for?
REDHANDED: Because some jerk started clapping after the second para of the song got over. That idiot thought the song was over!
Maithili:: hehe and you made a complete idiot of yourself!
REDHANDED: Sigh! Only I know what happened at home later. No I won’t tell you what happened!
Maithili: that’s alright... and was the bad past another guy?
REDHANDED: Offcourse. I am over it now.
Maithili: you are J Tell us something about your Chemical Funk.
REDHANDED: WTH! Well he is my bestfriend and my guy. And he is crazy enough to be in love with me.
Maithili: you both make up cute tweets to read though .
REDHANDED: Ughh! The tweets are very embarrassing! Especially after we fight, he starts tweeting shit abt me and I go all silent because I love to see how fighting with me affects him. Right now he is in Goa, and tweets are the only free way to stay in touch. He likes to keep a check on me.
Maithili: check on you ! And why the hell did you climb a mango tree of all things?
REDHANDED: Lady!! You have been reading my tweets! Well right now I am in a village, where you don’t get phone coverage but you have high speed Wi-Fi in the house! So I tried the mango tree to check the signal. But the bloody red ants!
Maithili: ohhh things people do in love.
REDHANDED: No!! It’s not Love! I just wanted to text my roommate and ask if she paid my hostel fee :/
Maithili: So tell me why one should be the one who loves less in a relation?
REDHANDED: OMG! You have literally scanned my tweets! Well first of all it hurts less when you are fighting, secondly you know that you don’t have to try and solve the issues because the other one definitely will.
Maithili: good point Miss. so are you the less loving one then?
REDHANDED: I like to think of it that way, otherwise I might freak out.
Maithili: well! You have quite a few formulas to perfect living my lady!
REDHANDED: They help me keep my sanity secure.
Maithili: It’s got to do with avoiding what happened in the past right?
REDHANDED: Nah, I don’t dig out the past, I had a hard time burying it, the present is awesome my love, and let’s bask in it!
Maithili: that the way to live.
REDHANDED: Sloppy Kisses to you!
Maithili: I always wanted to ask you this, you update your blog regularly, you comment regularly on each post of sooo many blogs that you follow and still you manage to intern, study and time out with your guy! How???
REDHANDED: Well, my College life sucks! It is like 6 hours of just sitting. So I use net through my phone and read and comment. About updating my blog, I like writing a hell lot! And you might have noticed, I update late night or on weekends. Interning happens and I use office net to update blog . Talking about blogging, I am new in here. Joined blogosphere on Feb 16th 2011
Maithili: You are hugely popular my girl! I would like you to know that your interview is happening on request of some readers and luckily you are free this month.
REDHANDED: Really? I am honoured! Who doesn’t like to be read?
Maithili: True.. So your blog is a secret from your Mommy right? Although she is the most
REDHANDED: My family does not know I blog. My father is against it. He thinks it is a waste of time. And considering the things I write about, it is plain Bullshit. But I write because I like to. My Dad has read just one of my post and that too because I mailed it to him.
Maithili: Did you show your father the list of followers you got? That would certainly make him think otherwise!
REDHANDED: Nah. I am fine this way. Only close peeps know and read my blog. I don’t flaunt it on my facebook page.
Maithili: So you write for yourself!
You have a thing for making lists right? A virgo trait probably?
REDHANDED: Actually I find it easy that way. And less boring for the readers. But I have given the whole list addiction a break.
REDHANDED: By the way one more thing, I am jealous of people who write poems and spin amazing words. I can never do that nor understand them sometimes, and hence I do not comment. I like simple poems because my mind understands them; big difficult poems escape me because I am dumb.
REDHANDED: WAKE UP MAITHILI: DONT YOU SLEEP MY LOVE! I KNOW I AM A BIT BORING.
Maithili: I m not sleeping love, I wait for you to type everything before I move on to the next one.
REDHANDED: Oh Thank God!
Maithili: well your blog has a picture of your lovely eyes... Why do you think they are weird?
REDHANDED: Well Coz I was bullied a lot when I was little. The seniors would stop me and make fun of me and call me fat cat. I used to cry so much that my parents took me to the doctor for something which can change my eye color. But off course the Doctor shoved them off. I still can’t like them though sometimes I do flaunt them.
Maithili: Your parents actually took to change the color of your eyes! One funny family you have
REDHANDED: Yes! I was a pampered child. First child and they freaked out. We are still funny, that’s why I blog about them
Maithili: But you are really unique you know! I haven't seen such eyes.
REDHANDED: HAI RABBA me blushing now!
Maithili: good! You should flaunt those eyes .So red when are you getting married with lots of gold and shutting up the aunties?
REDHANDED: Well I want to get married when I am 25 and die when I am 73. I am a crazy person.
Maithili: why 73?
REDHANDED: I don’t know, I was in 10th standard when I visited Chennai and went to this amusement park where there was a robot astrologer. I put a rupee in his nose and he told me my fortune and also the time when I would possibly die. Since then, I don’t know I think I will die at 73. Wont it b spooky? The robot predicts Red Handed's death
Maithili: hehe this looks straight out of MSM's blog.
REDHANDED: Oh I love MSM ..There are certain bloggers I am jealous off bigtime!
REDHANDED: Well Purba Ray, Chintan from THEBLUNTBLOG, Sameera from life-in-a-jiffy, MSM for her twisted tales, PeeVee, Soumya for her talent to write her thought and emotions out brilliantly, Siddhartha Joshi for his tales and click, Joshi Daniel for his clicks. Coconut chutney for her followers
Maithili: long list!
REDHANDED: There are more
Maithili: Red we take a break here. Be ready for the next round its going to be rapid fire
REDHANDED: okie..So I shall go and have my lunch and call my mother. I banged the phone on her.
Maithili: ok the next round is the brother of rapid fire rounds
REDHANDED: why brother?
Maithili: you need only to answer a yes or a no
RED: why not MAYBE
Maithili: because we need the truth and you don’t have time to think
RED: Allow MAYBE too please no pretty please!
Maithili: Trust me, maybe wont suit any of the questions and make you looks idiotic
RED: Oki I trust thee
Maithili: if you take more than 3 seconds whatever answer you give, we would naturally think the truth was the opposite
RED: My net is slow, that could be a possibility no?
Maithili: the net speed is decent for a yes or a no...Else you can just type y or n
RED: Grrrr! Sheri sheri
Maithili: ok starting with the brother, was your first kiss before you turned 16?
Maithili: Have you ever wanted to be a boy?
Maithili: have you attempted suicide?
Maithili: have you been at the end of receiving lesbian attention?
RED: yes yes yes
Maithili: have you ever dressed up kinky?
Maithili: have you flirted with your friend’s guy?
Maithili: do u drink?
Maithili: ever had anyone ask you for a one night fling?
Maithili: 3 sec exceeded
RED: NO!! I was very fast
Maithili: ok ok just kidding
Maithili: have you stolen money?
RED: I am hating this rapid fire!
Maithili: made fake id and sex chatted?
Fake Id yes..this one
Maithili: caught red handed with a guy?
Maithili: you exceeded 3 sec this time so it was going to be a yes anyway
Maithili: ever been touched by a relative?
Maithili: ever been humiliated in college?
Maithili: ever planned murder?
Maithili: thought of ditching your guy for someone else?
Maithili: ok so brother of rapid fire is over. Take a deep breath now .
RED: Geeehehe Thank God
Maithili: now we have a small rapid fire round for u. only 5 questions
RED: Eh? Okie
Maithili: One thing you will regret all your life?
RED: Actually nothing, I have learnt from my past. The bad things made me stronger. My bad past is the reason behind the present me. I don’t regret anything.
Everything happened for a reason
Maithili: who was the one who introduced you to the big bad adult world?
RED: Hahaha! I don’t need people to introduce me to them.
Maithili: so you found your way through all alone!
RED: You mean to porn ? Every curious girl in her teenage finds her way to them and quickly gets bored of them
Maithili: hehe this is going off record
RED: WHY??? I am so awesome while answering that.
Maithili: this was supposed to be rapid fire.
RED: Oh yes I forgot..
Maithili: anyway we will add it up.
RED: Cool with me wink
Maithili: okay, what is red most scared of?
RED: I am really scared of Darkness. I cannot sleep alone without the lights on. My first yr of college I was given a room all for myself and I slept one whole
yr with the lights on. Every time there is a powercut, I get a panic attack
Maithili: 3 things that never fail to make u happy?
RED: A call from my 3 best friends at odd time of the day, they been with me since my Nursery.
The way my guy tells me he loves me even when he is really pissed off at me.
My Dad. He is not a thing, but everything associated with him
Maithili: aww cute!!
RED: I dint mean to sound cute
I am ANUGLYHEAD!!
Maithili: you are not!!
RED: So five questions over?
Maithili: last one remaining
Maithili: 5 yrs from now, where do you see yourself and doing what?
RED: This sounds like the one I was asked during my interview to enter National Law Univ, five years from now I would be 27, so yeah I would be having an awesome job, If it goes my way, I would be working for WHO or UN (Yeh I have planned goals), If it goes by the way my Dad wants, I would be a district magistrate, I would be married to the one I should, Blogging still with more than a
thousand followers . A book might be on its verge of completion.
Maithili: wow cool ambitions dear . we wish to see that happen
RED: Ahh sweet of you
Maithili: Thanks a lot Red for this wonderful interview.
RED: Hey I am not done
Maithili: go on..
RED: I need to say my vote of sorry
Maithili: ok ok sure
Maithili: ok ok sure
RED: 1)I want to say sorry for not reading your series post, because I lost touch in between and could not catch up. I did not want to comment without meaning it. Sorry to MSM too. You guys are awesome writers!
2) I would like to say sorry for never taking up the tag posts or the award posts. I appreciate it and Love it when I get tagged and awarded. Who doesn’t like it? But I don’t like writing about them. I am sorry so sorry!
3) I am sorry if I do not comment on your poems. I am just not good enough to understand the beautifully crafted words you present. I am dumb
4) A special sorry to PeeVee. She would know why.
5) Sorry for not disclosing my identity. I like it this way. I write better. Though it has its pitfalls like I do not get to review books for blogadda or get selected for notablenewbie, but I like it this way. I respect those who have found out about me but keep it to yourself. You guys are pure gems!
That’s all Maithili:! Sloppy Kisses to you again!
Maithili: wow that was one sorry vote! We all love you Red. You bring smiles to our lives.
RED: I am glad. Love to you and to those who take time out to read. Means a hell lot!
Maithili: It is our pleasure. Hope to see you writing for many years to come and yes to know your name before you publish that book of yours